The Sound of Silence

What happened to the apocalypse?!!!

Hey! I really prepared for it! I got Simon and Garfunkel's song "The Sound of Silence," played it on continuous loop, and "stabbed my eyes" with my REI Apocalypse Ready flashlight rated at 300 candle power!" I felt like Homer Simpson... Light in the eyes... "Doh!!!" "Ohppp!" "Doh!!!!" Stupid flashlight! "Doh!!!" "Ohww!"

I may never learn... :-)

For the apocalypse, I've been wearing a special invisible "zombie detector and repellent crystal" around my neck. It's never failed to repel biting zombies, gnats, or women. Hey, is that my problem? Maybe I should take it off...

But really, I just sat in darkness and listened to the silence. Sorry, Garth.

I'm pleased the apocalypse didn't happen. Something else did happen, though...

Welcome to the Age of Reason and Love...

TC,
Michael

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